Greek Quotes
Why don't you clean it up with your mop like hair?
Dale
Who is Walter?
Rusty
Don't forget your flat iron. You can't have a serious job search with frizzy hair.
Casey
Like Whitney Houston, I believe the children are the future.
Catherine
It's like going to the mall with Justin Bieber.
Calvin
I'm a little distracted this morning. See, I have taken a lover.
Catherine
What's with the eyewear, Snookie?
Calvin
Thanks to that goat, I made out with a cheerleader. She's a base in the pyramid, but still a solid 7.
Pledge Spidey
I now shall commence my walk of shame.
Cappie
Heath's a stripper? Hot.
Rebecca
What's Omega Chi doing for Homecoming? A Jack Johnson sing along?
Cappie
You're so lucky to have Evan. He's like the shirtless greeter at Abercrombie, but romantic.
Heather