Tibet sounds pretty good right now.

Serena

[to Nate] Say hello to Blair for me. I hope she has a good day.

Chuck

[to Nate] I guess you know why I don't talk to you about things!

Serena

If you don't want to be a part of this family, no one is forcing you to stay.

Eric

[to Jenny] I have no interest in your wannabe Watanabe.

Serena

Last year, Georgina pretended to be this rich Canadian to get Poppy, but things got all messed up when she turned her back on Jesus.

Nate

[to Cameron] We don't expect you to keep up, it's beyond basic rugby strategy.

Chuck

No way would another Upper East Sider schtup Rufus ... My stepfather is Jewish.

Blair

I don't see what we need Blair for, I mean, don't you read Gossip Girl? Extortion's what I do. All day.

Jenny

Is there anything I can do? Dorota's family has Polish mob connections.

Blair

Blair: Serena, I have to tell you something. I've never been on a date.
Serena: What about Chuck, and Nate? And Chuck? And then Nate again?

Blair: I mean, who starts a courtship during the day, anyway?
Serena: Humans who venture out in light and aren't named Bass?

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes

If you're referring to the fact I'm not in Thailand smoking hash with prostitutes, change is good.

Chuck

Blair: What are you clutching?
Dorota: Eleanor ask me to pick up some things for Paris. It private.
Blair: You know what isn't? The INS tip line.