Gossip Girl Season 4 Episode 4: "Touch of Eva" Quotes
Looks like Eva's past may be Blair's perfect present. But what's more dangerous for Chuck, Eva's secret or what B might do with it?
Gossip Girl
Blair: The woman is a saint! She didn't recoil from those creepy cat rescuers. Or turn away from those pictures of the starving children. She didn't even cringe when that homeless man licked her arm.
Dan: Well she might be used to weird guys licking her.
Serena: Even though you may regret entering my world, at least you've developed terrific social espionage skills.
Dan: Well as they say, adapt or die.
Trying to get me to talk about it like it was this crushing blow, but I just got my life back. I want to enjoy it now, you know?
Dan
Well I'm sure you heard that Milo's not mine. Georgina took him back.
Dan
[on Eva] She cared for me before she knew who I was.
Chuck
Chuck: Eva, what's going on?
Eva: I needed the money for a friend.
Blair: That weak excuse might have worked in the former Vichy Republic, but Chuck and I are savvy New Yorkers.
[to Chuck] Philanthropy? It's nice to see you ... nice.
Nate
Petroleum apocalypse, the education crisis, poverty, disease. Not to mention the recession. It seems outside my Bassian bubble the world is a pretty screwed up place.
Chuck
Fine. You know what? I will stay away from Nate and Dan. But you have to stay away from Chuck and Eva. No plotting. No meddling. No Blair Waldorfing.
Serena
How can she even see time through all that sparkly?
Dorota
Chuck gave Eva a limited edition Baignoire Cartier watch. Gossip Girl even has a whole thread where people can guess how much it costs.
Blair