Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 13: "The Hurt Locket" Quotes
You've come to my rescue enough times, let me help you for once.
Jenny
You may find this hard to comprehend, but some things are more important than your social climbing agenda.
Chuck
Rufus: I thought you'd be in school by now.
Dan: I thought you'd be on the Upper East Side... with your wife.
No matter what language you say it in, looks like S just started the clock on a ticking time bomb.
Gossip Girl
Are you in the hospital? Since I know you're alive, there can be no other possible reason why you'd sacrifice my entire future.
Blair
After years of starvation, you can't let him gorge on sundaes. He'll panic and decide he hates ice cream.
Blair
I read like five self-help blogs on how to turns friends into lovers. Yes, they used that word.
Dan
With enough time, we all find what we're looking for. Even if it was there all along.
Gossip Girl
Just imagining my life as a member of the most exclusive secret society makes me tingle.
Blair
If we wanted to have sex, we'd just go to a hotel.
Jenny
One of his concubines had his name tattooed on her ass. I have more important things to do than search for another female member of the Bart Bass fan club.
Chuck
Chastity belts go very well with formal wear.
Blair