Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 3 Episode 1: "The Purple Piano Project" Quotes
Jacob: Ooh, Brittany, what are your plans for the future?
Brittany: Wait. Are you working on a time machine, too?
I worked that song like a hooker pole.
Sugar
They have credits. In utero credits.
Rachel
Rachel: I've never been so humiliated in my life.
Kurt: Me neither. And that's a very high bar.
I need the two of you to escort me to me hyperbaric chamber, as I have glitter in my eyes.
Sue
So this is what being turned on feels like.
Emma
Sue just passed Undecided and Anyone White in the polls.
Emma
Sugar: When I saw you guys singing and dancing in the auditorium, I thought: I'm so much better than you.
Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra.
Santana: Those are your nipples.
I've put plastic on your chair, so feel free to wet yourself with excitement.
Sue
Allow me to ladle you a piping hot bowl of This is How It Is.
Sue
How is it going with Emma? I'm sure everything in the bedroom is completely normal.
Sue