Girls Season 5 Episode 1: "Wedding Day" Quotes
By the way, living in Japan has made me so effing good at folding, steaming, pressing, et cetera. My friend Satako says that I'm, like, a complete natural, and could totally compete with the best of them. They have this reality TV show there called "Fold, Fold, Press" which is kind of about being human.
Shoshanna
Shoshanna: Oh, wow. You look so whimsical-slash-beautiful.
Jessa: Thank you. I just bathed in the stream and then I ran through the field to dry myself.
I have to get back to the house or everyone's boobs are gonna explode. OK!
Hannah
Yeah, I thought meditation was just naps, but it's like a whole thing.
Elijah
Thank you for being here, it means so much to me. Wolfy, my old dear friend, my bald eagle, looking out for me from on high. Adam, man, my comrade in arts, my comrade in arms, Mr. Rabbit. Elijah, the lion, a comic persona as skilled and radical as Lucille Ball. I mean that. Ray... When Marnie told me that you should be here, I though it was a mistake, you know, and maybe it still will be a mistake. But right now I feel like I'm happy that you're here. Thank you for being here.
Desi
Marnie: OK, well, let's just talk about the aesthetic of the wedding.
Bebe: OK.
Marnie: We're thinking Laurel Canyon classic, so does that mean anything to you?
Bebe: Like a Selena Gomez kind of thing?
Marnie: Nope, lemme try that one more time. Let's do like a Ralph Lauren and Joanie Mitchell. Artistic, but also with a nod to my cultural heritage, which is white Christian woman. My fiance and I -- both musicians.
Bebe: OK, so, Jesus. Selena Gomez meets Jesus. I can do it.
The love of my life is getting married today. Today, the love of my life... is getting married. And I don't have the guts to pull a 'Graduate.' I don't have it in me. Because I know I'm not the person that she wants.
Ray
This is part of a very specific vision that I had for this wedding. A vision from an Edward Sharpe video, and it is mine.
Marnie
It's like a really bad rom-com that's, like, too obvious and not funny.
Hannah