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Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
Thursdays 10:00 PM on BravoGirlfriends' Guide to Divorce Season 1 Episode 6: "Rule #33: When in Doubt, Run Away" Quotes
Abby, why did we have to split for me to see how goddamned beautiful you are? You are so beautiful.
Jake
Jake: I really needed to be here. I needed to be home. Abby, I don't want to live with you, but I do want to die with you.
Abby: I get that.
Lyla: [handing baby to Phoebe] Here.
Phoebe: What?
Lyla: You take him. I am so sick of you and the way you talk to me.
Phoebe: You know Lyla, can you not do the this is all about me thing right now? That's the last thing I need.
Lyla: Good luck.
Abby: You're like a wise, magical hooker.
Carlos: Well that's role playing. That'll cause you extra.
Abby: Hmm. I'm so glad you're a Republican. I would have spent a lot more money on you but the whole W thing really cured me [chuckles].
Abby: Do you wanna get out of here?
Carlos: Sure. But first, we should probably talk about rates.
Abby: I'm sorry, what?
Thanks for the rescue... I was thinking of committing carbocide alone.
Abby
Abby: Boom! There goes summer camp. How is this fun?
Lyla: It isn't! You just gotta be stoic. Game face. Stoic.
Last one in the car is a rotten friend.
Lyla
Yes, but this is divorce. It's painful and sad and nobody wants to read about it.
Abby
Jake: Awwhh! That was a workout. Amazing!
Becca: Yeah, that was great.
Jake: Yeah that was great? It was a little more than great.
Becca: Yeah. It's always so physical, you know?
Jake: Yes! It's sex. By definition, physical.
Becca: No, I mean, we've never really made love, you know?
Jake: No. I don't know. Really?
Becca: Like, when you hearts are open and it's not just two bodies connecting. It's emotional. It's deep.
Jake: Yeah.
Becca: You've never felt like that before?
Jake: Sure I have. I mean we're still new. We'll get there.
Becca: Well, I feel it for you. I guess I'm just not getting it back.