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Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
Thursdays 10:00 PM on BravoGirlfriends' Guide to Divorce Season 1 Episode 9: "Rule #32: F-You, Rob Frumpkis!" Quotes
Abby: Oh my God. Delia, you're in love with him.
Delia: I hate love.
Phoebe: I don't see the problem here at all.
Abby: It's a couple of booty calls and then the old chick helps you with your career.
Phoebe: No, that's not Will. It's sexy. You have beauty and clout. He loves it,
You know, the last time I offered to cook for you, you ran like I offered to light your hair on fire. So what happens if I try again?
Will
No. First you declare some kind of affection and then you screw Courtney?
Delia
You posted a photo of your 'man junk' on the interweb
Abby
So my man needs me to screw other men because he loves me.
Max
You can be authentic when you get your own column. In the meantime, bullshit. [and sing it with jazz hands]
Jo
Abby: That is terrifying and racist all at the same time. That's impressive.
Jo: I try my best.