Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
Thursdays 10:00 PM on BravoGirlfriends' Guide to Divorce Season 1 Episode 10: "Rule #3: Don't Stand in the Doorway" Quotes
You know, my mom always said when live gives you lemons, drink whiskey.
Phoebe
Abby, and I think in the meantime you need to lay off the fifty shades of Abby shit while we have a daughter in high school.
Jake
The teachable moment is when the school expels the person responsible for the slut list!
Abby
Abby: I brought the hall of shame onto my family, Jo.
Jo: Oh, come on.
Abby: Did my piece put Lilly on the slut list? Am I the slut?
Jo: Definitely not. You're not even sleeping with the man. You're sleeping with the man-uscript.
She's a brilliant, badass single woman entitled to screw as many hot men as she wants. If you don't like it, suck it ladies!
Jo
I'm sorry, but what kind of junior high mommy mafia anti feminist bullshit is this?
Jo