Gilmore Girls Quotes
Emily: And what do you intend to do with that paper clip?
Lorelai: I intend to carve something really dirty into the bathroom door.
Emily: Lorelai.
Lorelai: What rhymes with Nantucket?
Luke: They did? I was at the dance, how come I didn't know about this?
Lorelai: Because you're you.
Kirk: Luke, where's your lost and found?
Luke: Outside, in the dumpster.
Luke Danes: What can I get you Kirk?
Kirk Gleason: Patty melt and a coke.
Luke Danes: You want the melt cut into squares or stars today?
Kirk Gleason: Half and half.
Green is the new pink!
Sherry Tinsdale
Hey, I have an idea! Why don't you just pretend we did and go around acting really immature. Oh wait...
Rory
Rory: Grandma was only trying to help.
Lorelai: Do you still believe in Santa Claus?
Emily: Why are you throwing cutlery in a public place?
Lorelai: Uh, 'cause I feel stupid doing it at home?
(to Lorelai) I think you're the prettiest girl I've ever seen -- outside of a really filthy magazine.
Kirk
Lorelai: But this goes against every rule I have in the Gilmore Survival Guide. Number one: No running with scissors. Number two: No page-boy haircuts. Number three: Never, ever have lunch alone with the mother.
Lane: I have got to do something!
Rory: Run around the block!
Lane: Why?
Rory: I don't know!
Lane: Good enough for me. (dashes out of the room)
Lorelai: So I think I'm in touch with the other side.
Rory: The other side of...
Lorelai: The other side.
Rory: With Republicans?
