Futurama Quotes
Fry: Congratulations, Bender. You've ended robot animal cruelty within a 20 yard radius of this building. You ready to call it a day, or do you have one more score to settle?
Bender: The second thing.
Hey, you people can't just burst in like that and cut off my hand, you gotta take a number.
Robot Butcher
Bender: No robot cow should have to be milked by a milking machine! And no milking machine should have to milk a robot cow!
Leela: Those injustices don't even exist.
Bender: Then let's find some that do!
Huntmaster: They're not fox hounds, they're springer spaniels, you twit. Or rather, spring-powered spaniels.
Bender: Bot-on-bot violence? Where will it end?
Huntmaster: Not with the dogs.
Charming. Now, into the ditch with you.
Huntmaster
Fox hunting is an ancient and noble pursuit that's fascinated me ever since I heard of it ten minutes ago!
Bender
Amy: Finally, a uniform I'd be happy to be caught dead in!
Zoidberg: And boy does it wick away moisture! Gallons and gallons of it!
Bender: Yo, Squidward Scissorhands. You got this in an adult robot medium?
Tailor: The fox-hunting uniform? You, sir, must be a robot of noble bearings.
Bender: Well, I am descended from Prince Albert's can.
Shoot him, Blind Joe. And let this be a lesson to any other albino lobsters thinking of robbing our casino.
Donbot
Amy: Don't worry, Mom! You can always come live with me!
Inez Wong: No we can't! Who you think been paying your rent?
Amy: What's rent?
This is why you never see a poor person with millions of dollars.
Amy
God didn't get to be God by giving away money!
Professor Farnsworth