Futurama Season 2 Episode 16: "The Deep South" Quotes
Fry! Oh, I just knew you were still alive!... I owe you 10 bucks, Hermes!
Bender
Y'all enjoy your stay! Tourism's our main source of income round here so see the sights, spend some money. Please don't leave!
Colonel
Colonel: Welcome to Atlanta. Folks round these parts call me the Colonel. Here, have some breathers, courtesy of our Chamber of Commerce.
(He hands them breathing gear)
Farnsworth: This is uncomfortable and humiliating. Now, if they could put it in the form of a suppository...
Amy: Dude! An ancient sunken city!
Farnsworth: Could it possibly be? Are the old legends true?... It is! It's the fabled lost city of Atlanta!
Merman: Howdy, y'all!
I've got his scent! Over here where the water gets warmer.
Zoidberg
Farnsworth: Ooh, that reminds me: You've all taken your pressure pills, right?
Amy: Yes! Stop asking!
Umbriel: Tell me more about that bizarre land-y world you come from. Is there water there too?
Fry: Sure. Sometimes it falls from the sky.
Umbriel: Hm.
Fry: And sometimes it doesn't.
(She gasps)
Fry: So, uh, am I gonna drown?
Umbriel: Course not. Just stay calm and let the currents relax your every muscle.
Fry: Aw, yeah!
Umbriel: Did it just get warmer?
Hermes: He must've gone out looking for that mermaid. The poor, demented honky.
Leela: It's ocean madness alright. Sailors call it aqua dementia, the deep-down crazies, the wet willies, the screaming moist!
Leela: Where's Fry?
Bender: I didn't kill him. Professor?
Farnsworth: No, I've been busy.
I'm almost finish reconfiguring the ships propulsion system. We can leave as soon as the paper-mch is dry.
Farnsworth
She had a tube top, and a BEAUTIFUL scaly tail, and I think she had hair extensions
Fry