Futurama Season 9 Episode 12: "31st Century Fox" Quotes
Fox news, everyone! I've decided to make the fox our new corporate mascot!
Professor Farnsworth
Today, we hunt the most dangerous game - aside from lawn darts.
Huntmaster
Fry: Congratulations, Bender. You've ended robot animal cruelty within a 20 yard radius of this building. You ready to call it a day, or do you have one more score to settle?
Bender: The second thing.
Hey, you people can't just burst in like that and cut off my hand, you gotta take a number.
Robot Butcher
Bender: No robot cow should have to be milked by a milking machine! And no milking machine should have to milk a robot cow!
Leela: Those injustices don't even exist.
Bender: Then let's find some that do!
Huntmaster: They're not fox hounds, they're springer spaniels, you twit. Or rather, spring-powered spaniels.
Bender: Bot-on-bot violence? Where will it end?
Huntmaster: Not with the dogs.
Charming. Now, into the ditch with you.
Huntmaster
Fox hunting is an ancient and noble pursuit that's fascinated me ever since I heard of it ten minutes ago!
Bender
Amy: Finally, a uniform I'd be happy to be caught dead in!
Zoidberg: And boy does it wick away moisture! Gallons and gallons of it!
Bender: Yo, Squidward Scissorhands. You got this in an adult robot medium?
Tailor: The fox-hunting uniform? You, sir, must be a robot of noble bearings.
Bender: Well, I am descended from Prince Albert's can.