Friday Night Lights Season 1 Quotes
Smash: "Coach Mac, I..."
Mac: "They made a mistake, son. Just like me."
"Your daughter, in all her infinite wisdom, informed Matt Saracen I took the job at TMU."
Eric Taylor
"The kind of pregnant when you have a baby?"
Eric Taylor
Landry Clarke: [sees Lyla stranded] "I'm pullin' over."
Tyra Collette: "Why?"
Landry Clarke: "Because it's the Christian thing to do."
Tyra Collette: [rolls down window] "Oh, hey, cheating cheerleader bitch. Wanna ride?
Hey, how about Matt Saracen sleeping with Coach's daughter!
Tim
Brian "Smash" Williams: For as long I've known Tim Riggins, there's only two phrases that put a smile on his face: number one, "We goin' to State!" Number two, "The results are in. You are not the father!"
Coach Taylor: [to Matt] I don't want you resting on your laurels, you understand me?
Jason: You don't have any laurels, Saracen.
Coach: Not a damn one.
I think that if he plays up in Dallas like he played last Friday night, they're gonna eat him for breakfast.
Jason
Tyra Collette: Just wish I could build a time machine and go back and shoot who ever it is that invented Algebra, that’s for sure.
Landry Clarke: Well, see, that’s kind of a Catch-22, though, because in order to invent that time machine you may need to use Algebra.
We went shooting yesterday... two girls packing heat.
Lyla Garrity
"Look, Saracen. Run the post, run the slant, and they will respect you... run this pattern, and they will fear you!"
Jason
When you first told me we were going to move to Dillion, I seriously wanted to ...vomit.
Julie