Family Guy
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXFamily Guy Season 8 Episode 1: "Road to the Multiverse" Quotes
Stewie: We're in the robot chicken universe
Peter: Will you guys move, you're blocking the tv
Chris: Look! GI Joe, Transformers, Thunder Cats, He-Man. Yay! Those shows existed!
Stewie: how does it feel to be on a major network for 30 seconds
Chris: $!%@ you!
Carnie: I guess 185 pounds
Adam West: Wrong, I'm 95 percent helium
Take your stinkin' paws off me you damn dirty dog
Stewie
Gosh Brian, I sure hope this next leap, will be the leap home
Stewie
Thanks honey, say hi to your husband. [device on his belt beeps] Oh, I've got AIDS again, better take my NyQuil Cold, Flu and AIDS. [takes pill] All gone!
Quagmire
Carnie: Step right up, step right up! You won't believe your eyes. Step right up and see the amazing half man, half clam.
Peter: What a ripoff, it's just Kim Cattrall sitting Indian style