Family Guy
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXFamily Guy Season 8 Episode 18: "Quagmire's Dad" Quotes
Meg: I like the outfit you have on
Ida: Thank you, Meg. Who did your procedure.
Meg: Wow, you just burned your last friend in this room, lady.
Peter: Here's the deal: anything he lops off we get to bring home to Brian.
Lois: That's very green of you, Peter.
Lois: How do you know he's gay?
Peter: A lot of little things: the way he talks, his mannerisms, and he has the complete DVD set of Sex and the City between his butt cheeks.
Lois: Peter, no he didn't.
Peter: He had the DVD set. I was just being colorful with the rest of it.
It's gotta be a trainwreck down there. Just an absolute casserole of nonsense.
Stewie
Remember when we met him the other day, and he danced for a while?
Peter
The fact that your last name is Griffin is a pleasantry extended to you by the family, not a legality.
Peter