Family Guy
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXFamily Guy Season 10 Episode 1: "Lottery Fever" Quotes
You know I'm still young enough that you can drop me off at the fire station, no questions asked.
Stewie
What do you mean I'm broke? What about all that money I sent to the Gayman Islands? They did what with it? No I don't want it back!
Peter
Yes, it's nice to eat in a sea of white faces, isn't it?
Stewie
Lois: Is it a blood diamond?
Peter: Only the bloodiest.
Yeah, I had a giant mobile put in the sky so I can sleep wherever I want.
Stewie
Well, sorry doesn't show me nipples worth seeing!
Peter
No! Anna Paquin boob does not count as real boob! That's like looking at a 12-year-old boy.
Peter
I just bought a giant room full of gold coins that I'm going to dive into like Scrooge McDuck.
Peter
You want to have it down at the bank where the Jewish guys can leer at it?
Peter
We won! I'm getting a penis butler!
Peter