Episodes Season 4 Episode 4: "Episode Four" Quotes
I would go as far as to say it’s never worth pointing out the irony, to anyone, ever, in life.
Matt
Matt: You know what, you don’t deserve crabs!
Diana; I don’t know what to say, he came over and we got to talking -
Matt: Well someone should tell him not to talk with his mouth full!
Diana: Wow.
Sean: So Helen is -
Beverly; Apparently.
Sean: But Carol’s not officially?
Beverly: I don’t think she’s earned all her badges.
Well, hello, those d*cks - come with d*cks.
Carol
Matt: You gotta admit, this was way better than my last proposal.
Diana: In that you weren’t cumming?
Matt: Exactly!
I say lets go pack!
Beverly
Matt: How great it is to f*ck your wife.
Sean: What!?
Matt: Oh no! Not your wife, my wife. But I can see why you’d think that.
Beverly: You’re both welcome to mine.
Carol: No that’s okay.
Helen: We’re good.
I don't want to hike, I want to stay with you.
Carol
Carol: Wow, two islands!
Helen: Yeah! I like to think that originally they were one big island, but then over time they drifted apart.
I’m trying not to giggle!
Carol
Diane: I f*ckin’ love that house
Matt: You shouldn’t have divorced me!
Diane: It’s not that great of a house.