Entourage Season 4 Quotes
Mrs Ari: Sara's best friend's mom just got raped on Criminal Minds last week
Ari: A) Rape isn't voluntary and B) It's prime time!
Ari: How can one embryo produce two fucking losers?
Jim: Ari, what's the problem?
Ari: The problems is, you're a disgusting mutant. Now go re-conjoin with your brother on the unemployment line.
She's a chick Lloyd, there may be hope for you yet
Ari
Jim: He fucked my wife, Ari.
Ari: He did not. You did? You fucked his wife? As you?
Jeff: What?
Ari: Did you pretend to be him or did she actually fuck, thinking you were you? .. I'm just ... I'm trying to figure out why she did that. I mean, If I was to cheat on my wife it would be with like a busty blond or an Asian with porny nipples. But an exact fucking replica
Bring them into my office when this is over and remind me to sell this as a reality show.
Ari [referring to the twins fighting]
Ari: You know how siblings can be, right?
Jim: Oh, you have a brother?
Ari: I do, and a whore of a sister. So I can relate to the siblings-squablings
Well listen, if you want people to call you back may I suggest that you get a van, with a large bullhorn on the top, drive around Hollywood announcing that after three years of hibernating in Vincent Chase's ass, Eric Murphey has come out to play!
Ari
Eric [answering the phone]: Eric Murphey
Ari: Like the new office number E. You know it spells 274-COCK
Eric: It does not!
Ari: No it doesn't but I made you look
Jim, listen to me. Just man the fuck up, OK? We got Mary J. coming in today, it's time to heed the woman's lyrics; No More Drama!
Ari
Preston: I've got a son. A special boy. He works at the mailroom at Abraham's, I think he can do better.
Ari: How special? Because I love special. Half of my lit department has an IQ under 65
Jesus baby, what's wrong? You sound worse than when Harry Hamlin got voted off Dancing with the Stars!
Ari
Ari: You gotta be kidding me.
Mrs. Ari: It's playtime Ari, this is what kids do.
Ari: This is what in-mates do when they're gonna overtake the guard