Entourage Season 3 Quotes
Eric: Do you know a director named Billy Walsh, Nicky?
Nick: Are you kidding, I am Queens Boulevard.
60 million bucks just to have sex with her. Come on, Vince, you could've done it, you've done worse
Turtle
Eric: I'm not moving in with her, Drama, I'm just staying there til we leave to shoot the movie.
Turtle: Yeah, and that girl from Silence of The Lambs is just "staying" in that well
Turtle: I thought you were getting a nicer place for Vince?
Drama: Well, that was until I saw the kitchen, now it's for me.
Vince: So do it. Say fuck it. I always do.
Drama: What if my show doesn't get picked up?
Vince: Johnny, it premiered to 16 million viewers, it's gettin' picked up.
Turtle: And if it don't, you've been kicked out of a condo before. It's gotta be easier the second time
Sloan: What is your plan? If you go and shoot this movie for six months, I wanna know what me and all of these boxes are waiting for?
Eric: Can I be honest?
Sloan: Yeah.
Eric: I've been so caught up trying to put this movie together, I haven't really thought about it.
Sloan: Okay, I understand. Can I be honest?
Eric: Yeah.
Sloan: You really need to
Never move in with a girl for financial reasons. Never, never. 'Cause once you're in, you never get out
Drama
[the guys giving tips to Sloan about E]
Drama: He needs little snacks in between meals, otherwise his blood sugar drops and he gets very cranky.
Vince: No naps, otherwise he can't sleep at night.
Sloan: Okay. Thank you for the tips
Viking Quest Convention 1999. A guy from Orlando offered me 50 bucks to photograph me banging his wife while wearing my Tarvorld costume
Drama
Nick: Truth of the matter is I got so much money now I can sit on my ass and fuck models for the rest of my life if I wanted to.
Nick's Girlfriend: I'm not a model, I'm a singer!
If you want this check to clear you will go upstairs and you will fuck my wife like the superstar you are, while I stay down here and play billiards with your friends
Yair Marx
Drama: What if I fly myself out, put myself up, you give me a little something; if I don't deliver, you cut it. Or cut it anyway. As long I'm on the call sheet and listed on IMDb, we're all good.
Brett Ratner: You're telling me you're gonna spend 20 grand to go to Paris for a part that I might end up cutting?
Drama: Such is my passion for movies
Kelly's little brother: Daddy, Kelly's jerking off another boy in the car!
Turtle: What are you talking about jerking off? We're just kissing!
Turtle [to Kelly]: And what does he mean by "another" one?
Kelly: I'd better go