Elementary
Thursdays 10:00 PM on CBSElementary Season 2 Episode 1: "Step Nine" Quotes
[To Joan] I'm curious to know which one of us is right about my brother. I have my money on me.
Sherlock
Sherlock is addicted to being himself.
Mycroft
Sherlock: Watson, this is Fatty.
Mycroft: Fatty? Not anymore.
Sherlock: Lap band?
Mycroft: Exercise?
Sherlock: Exercise requires energy and ambition, and you've never had either.
What do you expect from a guy named Geezer Bob?
Joan
Hopkins: You look exactly the same!
Sherlock: As do you. Except that you've gained a stone and quarter, and your hairline is receding.
Hopkins: You're slipping, I've gained exactly a stone and a half.
Sherlock: I'm not slipping, I've just grown more courteous.
[To Joan] Without you the airline might seat me next to a morbidly obese person, or child, or morbidly obese child.
Sherlock
I see you've been tending to your self defense.
Sherlock