Dynasty
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A marriage might not last, but an ex-wife is forever.
Alexis
Oh, this is sad. Hiding her valuables like a paranoid, underprivileged squirrel.
Fallon
Everything she does is criminal. From her eyeshadow to her patented brand of neglect.
Fallon
Alexis: As if anyone could mother you. You were born an evil maniac
Fallon: Like mother like daughter.
There it is! Now we get to see what it looks like when Alexis Carrington runs out of lies.
Fallon
Based on your size, you’re like a mix in between Steven and Blake, which is, well, something Fallon should work on in therapy.
Sammy
It looks like you can go home again.
Alexis
I called her to change the prenup so you keep everything. All I want to keep is you.
Cristal
Alexis: And you must be Fallon's friend.
Fallon: Actually, no. She’s the new Mrs. Carrington. You’d hate her and that’s my favorite thing about her.
Fallon: Did you invite her?
Blake: Why does everyone keep asking me that? I divorced her.
The Carrington impulse is to throw money at a problem and if that doesn't work, lie.
Fallon
Fallon: Do you think grandpa is trolling us?
Steven: Maybe he loved Beth Middler?
