Dietland
Mondays 9:00 PM on AMCDietland Season 1 Quotes
It was my fault. I screwed up.
Plum
Stop apologizing. It's weak!
Belle
Mrs. Kettle: I'm calling you tomorrow.
Plum: OK.
Mrs. Kettle: I love you so much.
Plum: I love you, too.
Mrs. Kettle: Bye, baby.
I don't know why Jake keeps buying me flowers he practically cries every time they die.
Verena
Dominic: You look nice.
Plum: You look like a guy in a suit.
Kitty's suing me. I don't have any money she can't get blood from a stone but this stuff, never blogging again? Never addressing Kitty's girls? A public retraction? She's trying to silence me.
Plum
Hey! They're your girls now. No matter what Kitty pulls, they're yours.
Dominic
He's selling lies that could kill people.
Cheryl
She's got a lot of time on her hands since Stanley kicked her upstairs.
Dominic
Men take. That's nature.
Stanley
I have never hit a woman in my life. Never raped anybody. No roofies and now I can't smile at a girl even when her tits are hanging in my face.
Stanley
And nothing says let's make up like a lawsuit.
Kitty