This holiday rush is gonna work me into an early retirement.

Chanel

Sloan: What do you want? I'll do anything.
Leo: What do I want? Let's see. A place to live, a job, a boyfriend... but I don't have any of those things. All I have is your dirty little secret that I can blow up at anytime.

Please don't judge me. I know I shouldn't have left my baby alone.

Sloan

Oh dear G-d, another missing baby.

EJ

Sloan: I'm with the baby. I can't talk right now.
Leo: The baby? You mean Nicole's baby.

Sarah: She's changed so much in two days. She looks so much like you.
Xander: God, I hope not. I'd rather she look like her mother.
Sarah: You know, I read a study that said fathers bond more with their babies if they look like them.
Xander: That's nonsense. I would bond with her no matter what she looked like.

Paulina: I hope you and Johnny aren't getting too serious too fast. Don't get me wrong, I like Johnny, but don't you think you should slow down?
Chanel: Johnny and I have been very open and hoenst with each other and we both think there's something there. And that it's worth fighting for.

Sarah: How's my little girl?
Xander: Out like a light, which will switch back on if we're not quiet.

Stefan: You just called me Jake.
Ava: So what if I did? You look alike.
Stefan: Of course we do, because newsflash, we were identical twins! Jake's heart may be beating in my chest, but that is the only thing we have in common.
Ava: You're right. Jake was kind and generous, so generous that he let me sleep in the bed and slept on the floor. You would never do that.
Stefan: Damn right I wouldn't, and a good thing, cause otherwise I wouldn't be ruthless enough to get us out of this mess with Clyde Weston.

Stephanie: You can't leave because I have a very important question.
Jada: Yes, very important.
Stephanie: How are you about sex?
Harris: How am I about sex?
Jada and Stephanie: SOCKS.
Harris: How am I about socks? That's the weirdest thing anyone has ever asked me.?

I can just see the headlines now. Dimera CEO caught in drug smuggling operation.

Stefan

Everett: I'm surprised you're here.
Chad: I am the boss.
Everett: Right. You seemed more like the type who would sit in your mansion counting all your money.

Days of Our Lives Quotes

I don't know how Rafe mansplained this to you, but I was upset over losing Will and he was upset over losing you and we were just two exes trying to comfort each other.

Sami

Abigail: You knew it was my alter. Gabi, I have apologized to you a thousand times. I never meant to hurt you.
Gabi: But I do want to hurt you, Abigail. I do. Because you, you just keep on leading this amazing, great life, and I'm the one who keeps getting screwed. You didn't even get punished for what you did, you didn't even get a slap on the wrist. You even told Chad you wanted to be punished. You're welcome. And yes, I did drug you, and yes I did put this wig on your head to make sure you were having a relapse. Hold the applause.
Abigail: Why are you confessing all this now?
Gabi: Because you can't do anything about it. I have you exactly where I want you.
Abigail: Well, you know I'm gonna tell everybody that you confessed.
Gabi: Oh like you told everybody about my last so-called confession at the courts? No one is gonna believe anything that you say, because what you said came out of a crazy person's mouth.