Cristela Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot" Quotes
I didn't have cheer leading as a kid. We had fun games like, getting water from the well and digging the well.
Natalia
Natalia: Cristela, mi corazon, part of me worries that they'll not let you do it. And that you're going to get hurt. And part of me worries that when you are a big deal lawyer, you will be embarrassed by me.
Cristela: Oh Ma, don't be ridiculous. I'm already embarrassed by you.
Living the dream by day, crying in the shower at night.
Cristela
Someone could have become a doctor two times in the time it's taken you to not become a lawyer.
Natalia
Felix: If you were my wife, I would put poison in your coffee.
Cristela: If you were my husband, I'd drink it.
Cristela says cheerleaders are bimbos.
Isabella