Cristela Season 1 Episode 11: "Dead Arm" Quotes
Cristela: Wait, why would you assume that I'm being sarcastic in the first place?
Josh: Because sometimes you are. Oh wait, were you being sarcastic just now?
Cristela: So now I'm the bully. Me! I'm like the nicest person I know. Can you believe it? You're not agreeing with me.
Maddie: I feel like it's important to be honest here, but I'm also scared.
You never start anything with anyone that you can't finish.
Natalia [to Izzie]
Daniela: Okay, occasionally I might have been mean while trying to be funny. I mean, it's a fine line.
Cristela: No, Rosa's mustache, that was a fine line. Oh my God you've got me doing it now!
Yup, I was popular with faculty and administration. Man I was cool.
Cristela
Are you going to do some Irish dancing?
Cristela [to Josh]
Daniela: Did you know it was Izzie who was bullying Brittany?
Cristela: I did not know that.