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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Fridays 9:00 PM on The CWCrazy Ex-Girlfriend Season 3 Quotes
Josh: You sent me poop? Your poop?
Paula: Shut up, Josh.
Sorry I'm late, someone asked me to change the water cooler on the way in.
Josh
I'm having a party Friday night and you are not invited.
Nathaniel
Dr Pratt: Heather, any concerns?
Heather: Oh yeah. Birth.
This is my girlfriend Beth. We are in a love bubble so we always want to be together.
Valencia
I look like the host of a Nickelodeon show!
Rebecca
I gotta say, for a blackmailer he is decent on consent.
Rebecca
Trent: Period sex. Period sex.
Rebecca: No, you don't get to sing that.
We have to buy onion rings every hour just to keep the wifi going.
Beth
I do not want to confront you because you are violent and scary and weigh more than me.
Hector
It's your brand. You have that mug that says office bitch.
Rebecca
Paula:Where have you been?
Rebecca: Nothing. Nowhere. The janitor is creepy.