Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSCougar Town Season 2 Quotes
I hope I NEVER pee this out!
Jules
Old Ferrett eyes is like four centimeters dilated right now.
Ellie
If someone is really the one, they should be willing to go on any adventure.
Ted
Grayson: The idea of us all vacationing together is so bad, I'm making up a word: gagbysmal.
No one who says "coolie" is cool. That's why Coolio is named Coolio.
Laurie
I don't believe in ghosts, because if they were real I'd like to think that I would be felt up all the time.
Jules
Tom is our interhouse-shuttle. I pay him with head pats.
Jules
Stop being a parade rainer-onner. We're taking a group vacation!
Jules
Jules: This is the first time on this trip it's been just the ladies.
Ellie: It's an embarrassment of bitches.
Andy: Is that the candle holder from the room?
Jules: Forget about it.
Ellie: It's for the lady who likes to lounge by the pool, but also get paid for sex.
Laurie: You can do that? Is that a job?
Oh my God! I want to snort this!
Jules