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Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSCougar Town Season 5 Episode 4: "The Trip to Pirate's Cove" Quotes
Jules: The mayor’s wife can take a bottle of wine?
Ellie: Uh, no that’s more of an Ellie thing. We should walk faster.
I’m intrigued, but I’m still convinced she’s going to drain them of their blood and leave them all in a ditch.
Grayson
That’s the first time I've been called a slut in a bad way.
Laurie
Jules: Hey, does it make me gay if I eat this?
Ellie: I think it does.
Jules: Well I’m doing it anyway.
Laurie: Do you want a fork?
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