Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSCougar Town Season 4 Episode 13: "The Criminal Mind" Quotes
John Hughes is a God.
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Laurie: Burn in hell you sad, desperate skank.
Grayson: Texting your mom?
Laurie: Yeah.
Don't bum out Jules, not everyone is blessed with our God given lack of judgment.
Laurie
So all shoplifters are magicians?
Jules
I don't know what you're thinking, but it's like watching a gay porn with just one dude in it.
Ellie
Grocery store jail, seriously?
Laurie
If you don't want to be someone's bitch, you gotta get ripped.
Jules
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