Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSCougar Town Season 2 Episode 5: "Keeping Me Alive" Quotes
Why? Why won't he love me.
Laurie
Ellie: I love pretending that I'm better than everybody else.
Travis: Who do you think I got it from.
Ellie: Awe.
Jules: Hey JJ. That's your girl name.
Travis: Of course.
(to Ellie) One of us! One of us! One of us!
Jules, Andy, Grayson
Smith: Wow! That was like writing a mechanic bull.
Laurie: We should break up more often.
I can be friends with my ex.
Laurie
Smith's dad: What's with the scream?
Bobby: Helps you focus.
Jules: Some of us over did it at the pre no more alimony party party, so I made these margaritas with crushed up aspirin.
Andy: They should market this to drunks! Or us.
Oh hell no! Smith you are a dead man.
Laurie
Wooo! How can I do woo wrong?
Jules
I can't relate to this dude. He's even to redneck from me and I have a cousin named Grits.
Jules
Don't hate the player, hate the game, yo!
Ellie