Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSCougar Town Season 2 Episode 16: "Baby's a Rock 'N' Roller" Quotes
Ellie: Whatcha got goin' on there Dime Eyes?
Grayson: A big bowl of "we can do this."
I'm eating a big bite of "I was right steak." Mmmm...but it needs something. Maybe a nice glass of 1985 SUCK IT. Ah..so smooth.
Ellie
I am pissed that they just played a Miley Cyrus song and everyone knew the lyrics!
Laurie
Bobby: Can you name a person who gets in his own way more than I do?
Travis: Gary Busey.
Ellie: It is a gorgeous night and I have no kid waiting at home. Shiraz me. Laurie, you are rockin' those jeans. Hi girlfriend!
Laurie: Why's it being nice?
Andy: Is this the golden seven minutes?
Andy: When you're dancing alone, I stand behind you and go "Damn!"
Laurie: Yes, because ass worship is contagious.
Now that he's dry, maybe we can cut little Wolverine's nails.
Grayson
Nanny: He's allergic to everything on Ellie's list.
Jules: He's allergic to Telemundo?
Nanny: I think that's just for me.
If there is a ridiculous Cuban hiding over there, you can tell him that it's fine if he wants to go dancing with Trampface tonight.
Ellie
Tell her I'll get like, jury duty drunk.
Laurie
Bobby: You need to go hit it and quit it.
Andy: Toot it and boot it.
Laurie: Whip it and skip it.
Bobby: Wax it and tax it.
Andy: Mother it and smother it.
Laurie: Bop it and drop it.
Grayson: Chuck it and ... re-chuck it.
Laurie: Yours don't make any sense.
Having a baby in your forties is exhausting, and people will judge you if you keep a sippy cup full of wine in the stroller so you can pound grape.
Ellie