You just don't get it, babe. The clinic's going to be what destroys it all.

Jenn [to Bryce]

Dr. Ken: What do I want?
Polly: Your nipples squeezed while I ride you like a pogo stick.

Yeah, it was Roller. But he didn't say hello at South Beach. Very bad manners.

Dean

Dr. Ken: I called you three times last night.
Polly: I know. Your recitation of 'When Doves Cry' filled up my voicemail box.

Why don't you listen to yourself? You sound like a broken record. And I'm tired of listening.

Bryce [to Jenn]

Hank: Hey, Dean. They're going to have lady talk.
Dean: Oh, I'm OK with that.

All your shit is poppin'. Now go cover it up.

Desna [to Dean]

I think he's capable of a lot more than you do. Maybe you need to let him off his leash or something.

Virginia [to Desna]

{Dean] has the same urges as any man, and I don't want him tempted by your kibbles and bits.

Desna [to Virginia]

You need something taken care of, you come to me. That's what I'm here for.

Quiet Ann [to Desna]

Virginia: At this point in my life, I'm not looking for a boyfriend.
Dean: I understand.
Virginia: You do?
Dean: Yeah. It would be weird for you to look for a boyfriend when you have me.

Get up there and demand your respect. Cowboy up.

Roller [to Gladys]

Claws Season 1 Quotes

Desna: How about next time you wait until I got my Spanx off?
Roller: Nobody's got time for that.

Virginia: Looks like I missed the party.
Jenn: You wouldn't have if you were on time for once in your dirty life.