Catch-22
Fridays on HuluCatch-22 Season 1 Episode 2: "Episode 2" Quotes
We don't just hand out promotions, willy-nilly!
Cathcart
Clevinger: You talk like a madman.
Marcello: But I live like a sane one.
If I had a nickel for every small thought of yours, I'd be the richest... what in God's green earth is that?
Cathcart
Yeah, we went through the whole thing. Clevinger was... he was just... good, basically.
Yossarian
Cathcart: Sergeant Major, step forward. Sergeant Major, congratulations, I'm hereby promoting you to a Major. Congratulations, get in.
Major: Sir, uh...
Cathcart: You're a good man, you've earned it, you worked hard.
Major: Yes, sir, uh... Does this mean, will my duties be any different?
Cathcart: Will his duties be any different, Colonel?
Korn: Of course, sir, he's a Major!
Cathcart: Of course, you're a Major. We don't just hand out promotions, willy-nilly!