Californication Quotes
Ah ambrosia! I love a woman on her period.
Bates
There's no keeping a secret in this town.
Charlie
That's just me, an ungrateful heathen, highway to Hell and whatnot.
Hank
Don't come back here without a dozen roses and your dick in a box.
Hank
One day Hank, you're not going to be pining and I'm not going to be working and sparks are gonna fly.
Trixie
No crying at the Palm Runkle
Stu
I can make fun of Runkle but you can't.
Hank
All my life I thought that sort of life was lame, but now I realize the joke was on me.
Hank
Don't say mother fu-ker like that it makes me miss you.
Charlie
Hank: Just be careful. young writers on the rise have been known to make certain mistakes.
Becca: Such as?
Hank: Such as sticking their dicks in places kind words and flattery come from.
It helps to have daughters in low places.
Hank
Tyler: He slapped you in the face with his dick?
Charlie: Shh! Yes multiple times, I think he left a trail of dog water.