Californication Season 5 Episode 4: "Waiting for the Miracle" Quotes
You fucked me in the ass Hank! I swallowed your cum, but worst of all, I swallowed your fucking bullshit. And you can rationalize it all you want by saying you were always honest with me, but it's still stealing.
Carrie
No she's not right and even if she were you're her parent. It's your job to make her feel like she's wrong.
Hank
To go in through the outdoor is maybe the most beautiful act known to modern man.
Bates
Innocent until proven diminutive.
Hank
Hank: Here's to bending over and taking it, Hollywood style.
Bates: And this from the nineteenth writer on Santa Monica Cap, I'm touched.
Hank: Ah douché my friend, douché .
Charlie: Any advice?
Lizzie: Just be yourself Charlie.
Charlie: And who is that exactly?
This is nothing, I've seen some shit.
Becca
Carrie: I'm so drunk on cock...stay here and fuck me again and again and again.
Hank: You don't want to live forever do you?