Randy: We're actually all staffed-up in maintenance.
Jake: We don't want your job, Randy!

• Permalink: We don't want your job, Randy!
• Added: April 18, 2019

Team Santiago, let's lunch-a-bunch!

Amy

• Permalink: Team Santiago, let's lunch-a-bunch!
• Added: April 18, 2019

Sir, wait! Oh, I didn't know I was going to catch up to you so fast. I don't know what to say now, I thought I'd have more running time to formulate it.

Jake

• Permalink: Sir, wait!
• Added: April 18, 2019

Charles: Your yogurt's spoiled.
Terry: Who did this?!

• Permalink: Who did this?!
• Added: April 18, 2019

When a case involves me, he can get a little overemotional.

Kevin

• Permalink: When a case involves me, he can get a little overemotional.
• Added: April 18, 2019

I've been thinking and I do wanna have kids. With you.

Jake

• Permalink: I do wanna have kids.
• Added: April 11, 2019

Jake: You should've seen the look on my face when I saw it was her!
Pam: Your jaw just dropped!

• Permalink: Your jaw just dropped!
• Added: April 11, 2019

If you are not 100% sure you want them, you will not survive.

Terry

• Permalink: If you are not 100% sure you want them, you will not survive.
• Added: April 11, 2019

Terry: You got married without discussing whether or not you want kids?
Jake: We also got married without discussing whether or not we like water parks.

• Permalink: You got married without discussing whether or not you want kids?
• Added: April 11, 2019

Amy, I'm scared, okay?

Jake

• Permalink: Amy, I'm scared, okay?
• Added: April 11, 2019

I just searched my heart and wrote down what I was feeling.

Jake

• Permalink: I just searched my heart.
• Added: April 11, 2019

Jake: I don't know for totally sure that I wanna have kids.
Amy: You don't?

• Permalink: I don't know for totally sure that I wanna have kids.
• Added: April 11, 2019