Brennan: Zack didn't do it. Despite the one on his forehead, he has no scars on his body.
Karen: Yeah, I'm not even going to ask how you know that.

It is odd, but being perceived as a murderous cannibal has its advantages.

Zack

Innocent people don't escape from sanitariums to proclaim their innocence.

Booth

If I had been in that basement, this needle here wouldn't be in evidence. Nope, I would have shoved it down his throat and made sure it punctured every one of his organs on the way down.

Hodgins

I would prefer to only speak with Dr. Brennan. Communicating with someone of lesser intellect is difficult for me.

Zack

Booth: New rule, serial killers don't get cool or frightening nicknames.
Cam: No matter how terrifying they are.

Okay, I'm nodding here and just pretending like I have some idea what you're talking about.

Angela

This is creepy to the power of ten.

Hodgins

I would have thought that someone who's convinced that alien beings built Stonehenge would be a little more open to the paranormal.

Daisy

Let's risk the lives of both of our children's parents so you can feel manly and virile and young.

Brennan

Angela: By old physical therapist you mean the hot 26-year-old?
Hodgins: Wait, was she hot? I didn't notice.
Angela: That's why you were always showing her how strong your core was getting?

You know what the nuns in Catholic school say causes blindness.

Aubrey

Bones Quotes

Wendell Bray: (running up with a bone in his hands) Dead guy's hyoid.
Bones: Guy as in sexually non-specific urban colloquialism or in the reference to the gender normally associated with a penis, Mr. Bray?
Wendell Bray: Um ... penis?

Booth: You don't think that I'm a lousy dad for not sending my son to private school?
Sweets: No. But you'd be a lousy father if you didn't torture yourself about it.

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones