Bob's Burgers
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXBob's Burgers Season 5 Quotes
You're abandoning Team Belcher?! How can you do that to us?! You're a Belcher-dict Arnold!
Louise
Half bumper car, half go-kart, ALL BALLS!
Critter
Tina: Maybe Mom and Dad would sponsor a go-kart if it was advertising for the restaurant.
Louise: They can't even support their electric bill.
I'll be like Al Capone with breasts.
Linda
Awww, so cute! Your burger and his beer are making little belly babies!
Linda
Hard to hate a guy who gives you raisins!
Gene
If I'm online, I'm looking at sloths!
Gene
One hall pass to rule them all!
Gene
Mr. Frond: Tina, think you can handle this?
Tina: I don't think you can handle how much I can handle this, Mr. Frond.
Rudy: I guess when you're hall monitor, you have to leave your feelings in your locker.
Tina: And lose the combination.
I can't tell you my full name! You know Mom won't tell me my middle name!
Gene
Rudy: Tina, can I just say you inspire me.
Tina: I know.