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Tuesdays 9:30 PM on ABCblack-ish Season 1 Quotes
Rainbow: Now when I was a little girl my mom used to dress me and my sisters up as the three wise women and we would sing "Oh Little Town of Bethlehem."
Diane: Why, was she a drinker?
Wait, what? Mexican female Santa? No, too far from the box. Get closer, closer to the box!
Dre
Josh: That was beautiful. You're going to nail Santa.
Dre: Terrible choice of words.
He offered you ice cream? Dad gripped me up out of bed and shined a light in my eyes.
Junior
Are you crazy? You can't let them ride down the stairs like that. They need helmets.
Zoey
Dre: Not only is it fair, it's by design. Your mother and I waited eight years after you were born before having more children so we could take advantage of moments like this.
Rainbow: That's what I call planned parenthood.
He said Jack was born to steal bases, not TVs
Dre
Yeah you really did, by trying to make Mom and Grandma equal, you created an emotional half-fro.
Zoey
Rainbow: Are you horse-whispering me?
Dre: Is it working?
Rainbow: I do feel less riled
Dre: Ok let's go back to the stables
Baby it's not what it looks like, I just ate too many biscuits. It was an over-the-cover biscuit nap!
Dre
Jack: Hey, how come she only visits when Grandpa Pops is in Bermuda?
Zoey: Oh, it's a special game that divorced people play called give me your Lincoln and get out.
Dre: Babe I'm just trying to give you a nudge, help you pave the road.
Zoey: Pave the road? you ran me over.
