Truman had a sign on his desk that said, "The buck stops here." Mine's gonna say, "I am the buck."

Mike

Wendy: There's nothing more dangerous than a man who's sure he's never wrong. Add in the money, add in the intellect.
Wags: Smarts is good.
Wendy: Not when those smarts are used to strengthen the idea that no one else's opinion counts. And in add his ability to lie to himself about who he really is, and finally, fold in a textbook God complex.

Then again, what's the point of having fuck you money if you never say fuck you?

Bobby

My father always told me that leniency is a word pussies use when they couldn't take the pain. I love you dad, but if you walk into my office again and try use your influence, you are going to walk out in handcuffs.

Chuck

Bobby Axelrod is Mike Tyson in his prime, and you do not want Mike Tyson in his prime.

Chuck

My cholesterol's high enough. Don't butter my ass, Danzig. Just get smarter.

Bobby