judge Quotes
Actually Dana, if you were doing your job you would have known your client was lying.
Rebecca
One more comment like that and I will find you for contempt.
Rebecca
Because, I got a tattoo myself.
Rebecca
Rebecca: Who runs Barter town?
Tedward: That's the wrong movie, that's from Mad Max.
Alright, hooker skirt, you won.
Chad
I'm as serious as your mom's coke addiction.
Rebecca
When you two are planking, do you ever high five?
Tedward
Rebecca: You're not Annie.
Judge: Not since my fifth grade play.
Tom: Judith, that man is bleeding.
Judith: He'll live.
I don't see what the competition is. It's just bar games.
Garry
No Tom I want to live in a world where nobody poops and the Matrix sequels don't suck, okay, but this is a guy's life we're talking about.
Rebecca
Well its basically my who ate all the pie face, but with crazy eyes.
Tedward