Awkward Season 1 Episode 7: "Over My Dead Body" Quotes
I've already had one lethal misunderstanding this year I don't need another.
Jenna
Sadie: Oh look they picked the dead girl to play dead. Congrats Jenna, you've actually become a cliché of yourself.
Lissa: Cliché means stupid, right?
Valerie: Uh yeah, I've heard all about Tamara from Mr. Wilkerson apparently-
Jenna: -she's a performer!
Valerie: No, I don't think you understand, she played Tammy in Grease last year. There is no Tammy they just made up a character so they could kill her off in the first five minutes.
Take a sleeping pill and nap under my desk!
Valerie
All right you two lets just pop the cherry on this.
Valerie
So you can sleep with me in private, but you can't talk to me in public? Figure out what you want Matty because I'm tired of being your secret.
Jenna
Ohhh blood on the boobs!
Jenna
The reason that I keep bringing up our kiss is because I like like you.
Jake
Even homoerotic tension couldn't bring Stacy back to life!
Valerie