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Average Joe
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Dad could have us thrown in jail or killed, and you've just gone along with it. Make him listen to you. Stop protecting his ego. You're better than that. You're better than that, Mom.
Jen
Fucking, Cathy. Bitch is a maniac. But her plan did work.
Talford: What exactly do you need me to do, Governor?
Governor Davis: Chill.
Talford: Chill?
Governor Davis: Chill.
This man sure know how to fuck up a Christmas.
Joe: Not a word of this to Cathy.
Angela: No, not a word. Or she might think we’re fucking nuts or something.
Jennifer: He loved me!
Joe: Jen, honey. I promise. Dimitri didn’t love you. He used you. Look at my fucking hand. This is what your boyfriend did to me. If I didn’t do what I did to him, he would have came after you and your mama next. And I wasn’t gone let that happen.
Jennifer: You killed him. You’re nuts. You both are.
Tuchawuski: What the fuck is everyone looking at?
Leon: What do you think they’re looking at? Did you have to wear your uniform?
Tuchawuski: Yeah, I did. I told you I’m going into the station right after this. Besides, they know I’m one of the good ones, right?
Leon: Yeah. I don’t know. Maybe take your hand off your gun in a room full of grieving black people.
Hey. Listen to me. Both of you. Listen very carefully to me, okay? This is the most important thing. No one can know about this. I mean, no one. That is the number one reason plans like this always get fucked up. That means not Angela. Not Jennifer. Definitely, not Cathy.
Tuchawuski
Leon: Why didn’t you just give them the combination?
Joe: Because fuck em.
Leon: Four broken fingers for fuck em? Nice, Joe.
Angela: Are you leaving, too?
Leon: Yeah. Cathy’s gotta get home and watch the Investigation Channel. It’s murder week.
Cathy: Everybody ain’t got to know my business.
Dimitri: Where’s my money, Joe?
Joe: Fuck you.
You were right. We’re not these kind of people.
Joe [to Angela]