Pablo: Ay dios mio Jefe, I'm seeing through the eyes of the Necronomicon!
Brandy: The Necro-whatacon?
Ash: Oh, it's a gnarly book. It's the reason behind all this crap.

Pablo, I gotta get my hands on my little girl's body before they do!

Pablo: I think in order to get to this evil dead place is ...
Ash: Is to get really wasted and do some shrooms? I can do that in my sleep.
Pablo: No, I think you gotta let the evil kill you.

Save Kelly and your daughter, Ash Williams. And when you send that bitch Ruby to hell, tell her I'll be waiting.

Dalton

Ash: Okay we have some ladies to bring back to life. So how do we do this?
Pablo: This is your plan, I thought you knew.
Ash: Oh come on man, I don't know anything about this Rift crap. You're the Quervo Especiale.
Pablo: El Brujo Especiale.
Ash: Yeah whatever. you shake your little rattle, say some juju words, I jump in the rift.

Pablo: Uh, Jefe hold up! Brandy's body's not the only one that's back there.
Ash: Uh, well we'll bring it back or dump it in some well ventilated area.

Ash: I'm sorry I let you down Kiddo. But I promise you this: if you're still out there somewhere, I'll bring you home.

To save those two? I would submit to a prostate exam.

[before attempting to shoot Pablo] Tell Kelly I said thanks for her flesh and blood.

Kaya

Pablo: Is that a chainsaw I hear?
Demon Ash: Why yes it is. Where you come from they're better known as "motosierra."

Ash: Whoa, another dumbass double. Are you what used to be little me?
Demon Ash: That's right. I'm all grown up now. Ash I'm so disappointed in you, you've gone soft.
Ash: Soft? I can hold my own pal.

Kelly: [after seeing Ash hide duck for cover] What's the matter?
Ash: Oh, the cops. They get all squirrely when they find a demon baby in a trunk.

Ash vs Evil Dead Season 3 Quotes

Sorry Jailbait, my dance card is a little full. I'll have to squeeze you in.

Ash

Ash: Who's the boy toy?
Kelly: This is Dalton, he's with the Knights of Sumaria.
Ash: The who with the huh?