Ash vs Evil Dead
Sundays 9:00 PM on StarzAsh vs Evil Dead Season 1 Quotes
Hello? Guy with a very special book. Looking to save the world with it!
Kelly: You know they were Jewish, right?
Ash: I, I did not. I wish you could have said something before I made those dumb crosses, but OK.
You're kinda like a young me. Deadites ruined your life, and you're hot as hell.
Pablo: Can you just do me a solid and be polite in there?
Ash: Oh, I'll be polite. Right up until I'm rude.
Ash: Just stay behind me, let the boomstick do the talkin', if things get hairy, use your bottle.
Pablo: [holds up broken beer bottle] I don't think it's a very good weapon, jefe. You had to stab Roper about 50 times.
Ash: Hey, I was sharpening it for you. Now come on. You ready?
Pablo: Is this what it's like to be you?
Ash: Yep, pretty much. I've never killed my boss before, so that was new.
Pablo: That was the scariest thing that ever happened to me, I thought I was dead. But then it was so cool when you said to me, 'thanks for the heads up.' At first I thought, did he mean it like that? But then I realized, it's the jefe. Of course he did. [laughs]
Ash: This ain't my first rodeo, kid.
Ash: Well, for your first time you did great. Most folks end up dead.
Pablo: I don't want to end up dead like most folks.
I'm getting a little winded. Mind if we take a break and focus on me for a minute?
The first thing I gotta do is see a man about a book. There must be some spell I can say to undo all this. The other first thing I gotta do is some cardio, my heart is jackhammering like a quarterback on prom night.
Pablo: It's good to see you jefe.
Ash: It's good to be back.
Pablo: How does it feel?
Ash: Groovy.
Hey, Granny! I hope you took your Geritol. It's time to dance!
Eeeeaaaaaaaa! We are near! You're time comes again!
Vivian
