Archer
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I don't think he's even on this floor, but idiot Bret still managed to get shot.
Pam: Should I wash my hands?
Kriger: Eh, I didn't.
The last time she was in the field they were still using muskets.
Lana
Krieger: Do you ever want to walk again?
Gillette: No, because this way I never have to buy new shoes.
Krieger: Yeah, but is that worth it?
Gillette: Yes, I piss and shit in a bag.
Krieger: Me too!
Ray: Blow me.
Sterling: Why? You couldn't feel it.
Now it requires literal leg work, Ray. Like walking and maybe running. But hopefully not running because I'll be in brand new shoes.
Ray
Cyril: I only have two eyes and they were looking for hunters.
Lana: Why, is it pumpkin season?
Cyril: Is that a thing?
Wait, does Vermont have liquor stores? It has to. It sucks there.
Sterling
Predator only hunts in tropical jungles.
Bros before apparent threats to national security.
Sterling
I will hire Kenny Loggins to play an acoustic sense while I slap some sense into you.
Sterling