Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXArcher Season 5 Episode 6: "Archer Vice: Baby Shower" Quotes
Archer: And Woodhouse, if you spend any of that on heroin, you better buy enough to OD on, because...
Woodhouse: Will do!!
Cyril, shut your pout-hole, accept the fact that Lana was so far out of your league, that impregnating her would have basically been interspecies breeding, and get on with your life!
Ray: Besides keeping everybody up all night with your damn hootenannies...
Archer: Wait, that was a hootenanny?
Jesus, these taste like calluses!
You think you're not sleeping now? Wait till that thing's born!
Malory
Malory: Are you bothering them?
Lana: I am. And also, Happy Opposite Day
Man, I am blowing this jug!