American Horror Stories
Thursdays on FX (Hulu Exclusive)American Horror Stories Season 1 Quotes
He hates me. It was a fucking mistake to have him.
Liv
A little magic couldn’t hurt.
Bernadette
I want him.
Voice
I don't care about the prank. You guys need to come down to make a statement.
Detective
Wyatt: Guess we're not getting presents for Christmas.
Santa: You'll get what you deserve.
Wyatt: He's got a full-on chub.
James: It's a fold in my shorts.
Guys and gals, I'm James, I couldn't believe it when the guys asked me to move in here.
James
You need to make sure and play the movie.
Larry
We've been going out six months tonight.
Kelley
I hate apologies.
Kelley
You can't be scared of the dick.
Dee
Michael: We're dead?
Troy: Yes.