Almost Paradise
Mondays 10:00 PM on WGN AmericaAlmost Paradise Season 1 Episode 9: "A Wedding to Die For" Quotes
Now get out of here. I need to put on my camera face.
Ike [to Kai]
[Amber] thinks "The Scorpion" is the reincarnation of the Dalai Lama and that a triad is some type of scooter.
Alex [to Kai]
Oh, honey, no. We'll fix it. We'll fix it.
Alex [to Amber]
These guys make the Italian Mafia look like the Backstreet Boys. They're demented. Charles Manson Joker demented.
Alex [to Kai]
Alex: How am I going to screw that up?
Kai: I don't know. You find ways. It's your superpower.
Kai: Wow! How do you get a head that big through the front door?
Alex: It's a double door.
Alex: You're going to make a real good blackmailer when you get older.
Rita: Thank you.
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